Oops. We’re living in a stinking hellhole of sin

I don’t know who this woman is, but according to her, we Austinites are living in quite a bad city. According to her, we’re all jobless, Godless hippies who “stink with all that former hippie stuff and ‘Oh, we’re real open to everybody.’” And that makes us a “stinking hellhole of sin.” And intellectualism.

I’m going to live forever.

Now the enterprising souls over at Secret Oktober created bumper stickers to celebrate the madness. A “Keep Austin A Stinking Hellhole of Sin” bumper sticker only runs you $3 and the constant worry of hoping everyone understands you’re joking. Buy yours here.

Comments

Anonymous's picture

complete nutjob.

Anonymous's picture

She’s a loon. I bet she was a Huckabee supporter.

DiedInSuburbia's picture

I cannot WAIT to move to Austin to contribute to the putrification of Man’s sins—that’s right, to celebrate leaving the conservative hell-hole called Atlanta for a place that IS welcoming to everyone. Oh yeah, and to make this lady’s life just a little more unpleasant.

Woo hoo!!

Lee's picture

My favorite part is where she says she has “overcome” intellectualism. Stupid and proud of it!